Nobody knows how to correctly pronounce Vegan.

Nobody knows what a vegan is.

The “funny” one at a meal says “hey, you want a pork chop?”

You wished you had a dollar for every time someone asks, “How do you know plants don’t feel pain?”

Sometimes you hesitate to say “I’m a vegan” because you don’t want to tie up the next hour or so of your life.

You’re lifestyle offends omnivores but they want you to respect theirs.

You tell someone that you don’t eat any food that comes from animals and they reply “Wait a minute, you don’t eat chicken? What about fish?” Hello (franticly beat on microphone) is this thing on!?

Your friends in an attempt to get you to eat what they’ve made say “There’s only a little milk in it.” Oh, well in that case (sarcasm included)!

When invited to a cookout you are informed that there is a particular dish cooked with meat but you can pick the meat out of if you want. That’s when you reply, “Oh, that’s alright. I pooped in the beans I brought so just eat around it.

People say you’re going to die soon because of your diet (even though statistically you will outlive them).

People say, “I used to be a vegetarian until I got sick.” Yeah, when all you eat are Cheetos and Ding Dong’s that’ll happen.

You find that people like to say “I’d hate to see inside your refrigerator.” As if the body parts in theirs is somehow more appealing.

If you’re thin people assume it is because you don’t eat meat. If you’re not a toothpick people assume that you should be. One word, me-ta-bo-li-sm!

You feel at home in a health food store because everyone else also reads the ingredients.

Vegan or veganism isn’t in your computer’s word processing program.

Amongst those with limited intellectual capacity if you’re vegan and male you are assumed to be gay.

People assume you’re a hippie.

Somehow people think you’re a hypocrite for not wanting to stop other animals from killing each other.

You have to hear people rationalize immoral actions as a matter of likes and dislikes when someone says “I could never stop eating meat because I like the taste too much.” Wow! I forgot how sensory perception can override various issues of morality, thanks for reminding me!