At the Restaurant
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There are those that argue that smashing the windows of a restaurant at night will eventually cost them so much money that they will have to close. I do not disagree —I just think it lacks imagination. There are others who cannot afford to risk jail. The tactics below are for them.For some people, the smell of sea food makes them ill. Why not take advantage of this? If you do go into a seafood restaurant with the knowledge that you will get sick, we suggest that you pick a table in the center of the dinning room and let loose. Please tip the wait staff as you leave. They are the ones who will have to clean it up. This action has multiple effects: the smell of vomit is difficult to remove from carpet; most restaurants don't have a steam cleaner; and few people will be ordering desert after watching such an event. Ipecac syrup in a your Cola will really help the urge. This tactic is also effective at the meat counter —just leave the animal rights shirts at home.Booking a large reservation at a restaurant and not showing is a pain in the ass for the restaurant esp. on a holiday weekend. Call them back and explain why. A good reason is "I just found out you serve Canadian fish, and I don't support clubbing baby seals." or "fuck you for serving Foie Gras! Grey Area: We think this one is funny but, this tactic is Not endorsed by the collective.
Most restaurant kitchens run on natural gas. The remaining run on propane. The worst thing you can do to a restaurant —Ok, with the exception of arson or breaking all the windows—is to turn the gas off during the lunch or dinner rush. This is accomplished with a 1 inch or so crescent wrench. Below I have put an arrow on the valve. This is the most typical configuration. If this has never happened to the location before, it will cause chaos. I recommend this tactic against chains, especially franchises.In the same spirit, if the main circuit breaker is accessible, help them save a little electricity. If you want to cross over the line a bit, apply super gel to the breaker switch before you flip it. Don't hang around after this one. The beaker is the first thing to get checked. Especially effective against vents (round cone shapes protruding from windows) Not so gray area: Really not endorsed by the collective! is probably illegal.
It is common on most
small restaurants in the southern US but probably elsewhere, It can be identified by the small white or gray
lines coming out of it. A simple tactic is to cut a large piece of wire from
it, about 2-3 feet, and get lost. For those
Phreakers out there, why not hook up
to the box and intercept the phone calls,
Notice the phone jack built into the box in the top center? this is a live connection to the phone system used by the phone company to test the system. A cheap $5 phone will allow dialing. this box easily opens with a small coin or small screwdriver. The box is usually located in the rear of the building.
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I picked this up from a e-mail group for disenfranchised
restaurant workers. Not sure if there is a law against it. Might be tampering
with city property or some shit like that. If your really curious, you shouldn't
attempt it.
This is a common phone box for 4-6 lines
used in residential and commercial applications. 
insult the customers, or act like the
restaurant manager and take the reservations? It pisses people off to no end
when reservations are lost. Make long distance calls to hunters or other
offensive individuals. Call a sex line and talk for a few hours, etc.